*Edward walks into the living room and sees Emmett on the computer, crying*
Edward: *to Jasper, who is sitting nearby* Oh god, they didn’t take Charlie’s kidney again, did they?
Jasper: Who knows. I hope not. Remember what happened LAST time?
Edward: Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it.
Jasper: Yeah. Those horses will never be the same again. *shivers* So, what is wrong with you, Emmett?
Emmett: *sniffle* They…don’t…like…us…
Jasper: What?
Edward: Oh no they didn’t!
Jasper: What?
Emmett: Yes they did!! *still crying*
Jasper: What? What did they do?
Edward: How could they say things like that?
Jasper: Say things like WHAT?!
Emmett: I know…it’s so hurtful.
*Emmett gets hit in the head with a spoon*
Emmett: Hey! *points at Jasper* He just threw a spoon at me.
Edward: Now that’s not right.
Emmett: I know! Put him in time out.
Edward: No, I mean, he should have thrown a fork at you. I mean we do live in Forks.
Jasper: Aw darn pooten. You’re right.
Edward: It’s okay. You’ll do better the next time, young grasshopper.
Emmett: Heh heh, he called you a tiny bug thing.
Jasper: *growl* Anyway…like I was saying. *clears throat* WHAT WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
Edward: Geez, calm down…
Jasper: *practicing calming exercises*
Emmett: Oh, they said they…didn’t. Like. Us. *sob*
Jasper: Who?
Edward: These wierdos on a thing called deviantART.
Jasper: DeviantART? What the heck is a deviantart?
Edward: Like I know. But apparently it doesn’t like us.
Jasper: Well. That’s depressing.
Emmett: They don’t even know us!!!
Jasper: Racist fricken vampire haters.
Edward: Yeah. What’re we going to do about it?
*the three ponder the possibilities*
Edward: I know! Let’s just go talk with them like civil human beings.
Jasper: O_O You’re joking, right?
Edward: Well, no. But what you’re planning is out of the question.
Jasper: *pout*
Emmett: Hmm…gasp! I know!
Edward: Sigh. No.
Jasper: Oh be quiet, you. I want to hear his plan since mine is “out of the question.”
Emmett: Well, since they don’t like us, and they obviously don’t like all the sweet art of me--I mean us…then let’s put up oodles of pictures of me--us…and piss them off!!
Edward: Well, I don’t want anyone to get hurt over this…
Jasper: Yes we do!!! Let’s put up random pictures from the movie to piss them off!!!
Emmett: Wooh! I got the camera!!
*Skip merrily to cause much pissing off from anti-Twilight deviants*
Edward: *shrug* What the heck. Guys wait for me!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA This is to Twilight haters everywhere, i proclaim I AM ONE OF YOU!!!!!
Credits to wewtXD on DeviantART