Matt: *pissed drunk* Melllllooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Look!!! IT'S MOTHER ****ING SANTAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mello: *very much sober* ......Matt, you're ****ing hallucinating. *slaps Matt* SHUT UP AND ****ING FALL ASLEEP, SCREW IT!!!
Near: *has never went near alcohol* ..................
Jia [another orphan at Wammy's orphanage]: *ROFL* At least i can take my ****ing alcohol, you ASSHAT!!! *passes out*
Near: *stares at Jia* ........................ Should we...
Mello: *stares at Matt doing the hula* ...... No. Let's just see what they'll do next, you brat.
Near: .................. Ok. *goes back to playing with his robots*
Mello: Wait a sec ........................ WHY THE **** ARE YOU IN HERE, ALBINO?!??!!
Matt: MAS SELAMAT!!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clings onto Mello*
Near: ...... Shouldn't you be dealing with that first? *brings out a box of dice*
Mello: One second... *turns to Matt* MATT GET THE **** OFF ME, YOU JERK!!! SHOOOOO!!! ****ING GET OFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Matt: Mmm......... Marshmello. *bites Mello*
Near: .......... pfft. *stifles a laugh* ......... *plays with dice, stacking it.*
Mello: *turns red* MATT!!! GET OFF!!! I'M SERIOUS!!! *pushes Matt*
Near: Haha... *tower falls* OH SHI... *remedies*
Mello: SHUT UP, NEAR, YOU ****ING ASSHAT!!! MATT, GET OFF!!! JIAAAAAA!!! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *still pushing Matt*
Jia: Mmph... IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO, JUST GO MASTURBATE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!! *flings arm around* GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! Geez, stupid prime ministers............ *mumbles profanities*
Near: ............... What the... *turns to Mello* What do you think she's...
Mello: KINDA BUSY HERE, DUMASS!!! *tries to shake Matt off*
Jia: .............. Ngyaa. *rolls over*
Near: ........ *stacks 14th dice tower* ............... Is "Ngyaa" a word in the english dictionary, Mello?
Mello: SHUT UP, FOR GET IT!!! I ****ING GIVE UP, SCREW IT ALL!!! *sulks and pouts*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I guess that's what happens when i'm bored.
Melissa, you can make this into a comic if you want XD
Give me the links in the flashbox if you do!!
TTYL.